Lando and Dallas have spent their 20-year co-dependent friendship abusing each other with pranks and insensitivity. Now in their thirties, Dallas takes it upon himself to buy Lando some time with a lady of the night so he can finally "become a man." Over the course of the night, the true nature of the friends' relationship is laid bare, proving that maybe the real friends were the hookers we met along the way.

"A true-life confessional masquerading as a short film"