The Navy expects a veteran to pay for the ship he commanded, as they have no record of its return.

"The Funniest Story of High-Seas Hilarity Ever to Set Audiences Adrift in Helpless Hysteria!"

Credits

Norman TaurogDirector

Jerry LewisJohn Paul Steckler I / John Paul Steckler IV / John Paul Steckler VII

Dina MerrillEns. Rita J. Benson

Diana SpencerPrudence Trabert Steckler

Mickey ShaughnessyStan Wychinski