Broad satire and buffoonery presented as a series of movie trailers. Among the titles and subjects are: "The Howard Huge Story", "Skate-boarders from Hell", "The Invasion of the Penis Snatchers", Woody Allen (pre-Mia), movie trailer come-ons, Charlie Chaplin, war movies, Billy Jack. The source of the title is presented about an hour into the film.

"There won't be a dry seat in the house!"

Credits

Ira MillerDirector

Royce D. ApplegateDelmus

Lewis ArquetteWarden

Dorothy VanArmy Nurse

J.J. BarryIndian #1