Melody Marks: She's a great friend as long as you don't let her anywhere near your father! Nancy Ace: Girls with daddy issues are the best friends your daughter could have. Gianna Dior: If you could somehow resist her body, the popsicle sex toy would push you over the edge! Charity Crawford knows exactly what dads want!

"Some friends borrow clothes, but these friends want to borrow your dad's dick!"