When Meggan has finally had it up to here with her beer-drinking, brain-dead insignificant other, she decides to learn the romantic language of Spain, and puts an ad in the personals to "lunch" with Spanish men who know the tongue. When one of them fails to show, she meets Ramon, the cafe owner, and he fills in. It's one of Vivid's sexiest superstars ever, Megan Mallone, in Strictly Conversation, a tale about being a little bilingual and a little bisexual! About afternoon delight over quesadilla and about talk leading to action...amore or less.

"They all wanna hablo sexpanol!"