Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.

"He puts the Mortal back in Kombat."

Credits

Dennis DuganDirector

Chris FarleyHaru

Nicollette SheridanAllison Page / Sally Jones

Robin ShouGobei

Nathaniel ParkerMartin Tanley