Ridding into town on growling 2 wheeled crotch rockets. Hungry for sex and smelling like a mixture of tight leather and sweat, these cycle sluts mean business! They've got hardons like chrome shafts and the sex drive of rutting bulls. Don't ask, don't tell, just put out and shut up! Nobody rides for free!!!

"Bikes, Booze, Butts...What More Do You Need?"